Thursday, May 31, 2007

When a minister behaves like a ninicompoop

In my five year history working as a journalist i have never left a press conference very angry. But on Wednesday i felt just that after interacting with the minister of Education and Culture Minister Aeneas Chigwedere. Now i have no doubt why Zimbabwe is in such a mess. There he was presenting what he called 2010 World Cup Strategy Draft in which he said the government wants to built five stdiums in three years when it can't even buy text books in schools and let alone food hungry Zimbabweans. This is also the same government which is failing to build a 20 kilometre road from Harare to Norton, Go forbid, i won't call Chigwedere a minister again. After the presentation he and the Minister of Environment and Tourism Francis Nhema dogged questions saying they had another meeting to attend, what meeting for christ's sake if does not solve anything. I thought those who were say Chigwedere became a minister after putting a patriotic show on TV on a debate about Mbuya Nehanda were lying, the guy is just a ninicompoop to say the least.

Congratulations Vhenekai- you are my hero




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“Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.” - David Starr Jordan

Did you know Mourinho has an African wife

BBC Sport, Accra

Chelsea manage Jose Mourinho was mobbed in GhanaChelsea boss Jose Mourinho was mobbed by Ghanaian fans as he arrived in the country for a five-day visit.
Mourinho is leading a delegation from the club on a visit to Ghana inspecting projects run by Right To Play, Chelsea's global charity partner.
It took him over an hour to leave the Kotoka International Airport in Accra on Tuesday night.
Mourinho said: "I'm thrilled to be here for the charity, as my life is all about supporting the less privileged."
The fans turned up to greet the Portuguese coach and the rest of the delegation despite the fact that local hero Michael Essien was not on the same flight.
Essien is expected to join the delegation on Wednesday in the club's first visit to Africa.
"It's also great to come to the country of Essien, who is a very important for us," Mourinho added.
"It is a good feeling to come to Africa as I believe I am part of the continent because my wife comes from Angola.
"I hope that this visit can bring a lot of hope of many under-privileged children not only in Ghana and Africa but across the world."
During his trip Mourinho is expected to conduct training sessions for children in Accra and Tamale.
He will also hold coaching demonstrations for the Right To Play coaches who are integral to the charity's purpose of raising awareness about disease, war and poverty through sport.

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Pretoria Brief- Geoffrey

I found Geoffrey to be a fascinating guy, an excellent socialite, a lover of human kind, a caring gentleman, intelligent and above all a lover of God. I always enjoy it when he made his contributions while standing up and up to now i am still wondering if he was doing that so that his message could be effectively put across. He also loved attention and was very naughty. Had a soft spot for Zimbos, this i saw with my own eyes because he was a big sopporter of someone who was my neighbour.
He is indeed a dynamite in that small frame.

Saturday, May 26, 2007

Obituary- Professor Walter Kamba

I last saw him at Arundel Village in Harare in February while he was having launch and had a brief chit-chat with him on the Death Penalty law in this country. Though he was walking on crutches, he looked very well than the last time I had seen him at the Harare International Festival of the Arts fete. For me it was quite reassuring because I had to wave him good bye as he drove himself in his Mercedes Benz. Little did I know that this was going to be the last farewell. Many will however remember him as a champion of human rights in the Southern African region, particularly the right to education an area that he was interested in.
The death of Professor Walter Kamba on Friday last week at Parirenyatwa Hospital was a big blow to say the least to Zimbabwe, the African continent and the world at large. He was a true champion of human rights and most of the time he will talk about this emotive subject with all the passion and energy, that one would realise that after all we are human beings and deserve a certain kind of treatment befitting human beings.
Writing about the man of his stature can be a monumental task, as it is always had to do justice to the story of his life. But to Zimbabwean’s, he was known as the great Professor who crafted the course of the country’s educational system that went on to become a doyen of the continent before the freefall that it is currently in. He was though particularly instrumental at the highest level. He was the first black vice-chancellor of the University of Zimbabwe and saved in that capacity for various other universities in the country and the African continent.
To him knowledge was power. He is remembered for this powerful statement by one of his students, Hans van Ginkel, who mentioned him at a United Nations Council Cooperation Conference in Yokohama, Japan.
“Do you think knowledge is expensive? Try the opposite.” That’s what Professor Kamba had said to the student, emphasising the importance that he placed on education.
And education is one of the fundamental human rights guaranteed in the United Nations Bill of Rights.
The elderly yet energetic, Professor Kamba, had also in his illustrious career spanning decades been involved in democracy-building efforts which where way beyond the mere holding of elections as many African governments would like to vouch. As testimony to this he was in 1994 nominated to South Africa’s first post Apartheid Electoral Commission.
Earlier this year he made a proclamation at the Herbert Chitepo Memorial gathering at the University of Zimbabwe, demonstrating his democratic virtues and beliefs.
He said, "Man's capacity for justice makes democracy possible, but man's inclination to injustice makes democracy necessary."
Fellow academic, Brian Raftopoulos currently working for the Institute for Justice and Reconciliation, in Cape Town described Professor Kamba ‘s death as a huge loss to Zimbabwe.
He said, “It’s a very sad event. Professor Kamba made an immense role in the fight against the anti-colonial struggle before and after the independence. His death is a loss to the country.”
At the time of his death he was the chairperson of the board of Trustees of the Human Rights Trust of Southern Africa (SAHRIT) and the mediator between the government and Civil Society organisations in the process of crafting the Human Rights Commission.
“We have suffered a huge loss as SAHRIT. Professor Kamba used to give us guidance on various issues in our programmes and also brought dignity to our organisation. He was also one of those rare people in present day Zimbabwe. He could mediate between the government and Civil Society without being given any labels and it will be very hard to fill the gap of a person of such a huge profile,” said Noel Kututwa, SAHRIT, Executive Director.
Professor Kamba, who was 75 at the time of his death was buried on Tuesday morning at the Warren Hills Cemetery in Harare.
He lives behind his wife, Angeline and sons, Julian and Mark.

Thursday, May 24, 2007

AC Milan-World Football aristocrats

Awesome. Thats the only way i can describe the way AC Milan executed the play against Liverpool or sorry Looserpool. Great goals from Inzaghi "the wizard". Now i don't think anyone doubts that despite being old AC Milan are the undisputed World Footbal aristocrats.

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

It is really worth celebrating

Yesterday afternoon i saw the usually reserved Minister of Environment Francis Nhema who i had last seen at OR Tambo Airport in Johannesburg with shoes full of dust, i think he was coming from Asia. He was uncharcteristically upbeat, two weeks after he was nominated to be the next chaoirman of the UN Commission sustainalbe development. And guess what while he was hobnobbing with journalists at Quill Club, several journalists who are probably not worth their salt because how could they wait for a man who is more interested in convincing journalists that he can satisfactorily execute his new duties at UN yet he has been quite while the country goes to the dogs. And suddenly we hear this about the President going to Kenya with a coterie of security man and the Herald celebrating that Zimbabwe is going to the next COMESA bosses. Of what use is that to inflation and Chigwedere who is struggling jsut to peg examination fees, lord have mercy.

The wonders of technology

Text messages from abroad have never been received so eagerly by cash-strapped Zimbabweans.
The "beep beep" signals an end to hours spent queuing at petrol stations. "Hey... you have been sent a Mukuru Voucher for 40 litres of Petrol from..." reads the message. A voucher number follows which allows the recipient to swap the pin number for coupons redeemable at certain garages. This is all the handiwork of Mukuru.com - a website set up by Zimbabweans in the UK to help their fellow countrymen in the diaspora pay for petrol, satellite TV or transfer money to their friends and relatives at home. It properly got off the ground last year, and its customers are steadily growing as news of it spreads. Within seconds of opening an account and sending an order to a grateful guinea pig in Zimbabwe, I received an email from Mukuru

"Shamwari Lucy, Uri bho here? (friend, how are you?)" it began in conversational Shona. "Thanks a bunch for using Mukuru.com - we have sent an email to (your friend) notifying them of the order below." The next morning, another email arrived to tell me the funds had cleared and a voucher had been issued. At the same time, my friend in the capital, Harare, got a text message and went off to collect the petrol coupons - valid for three months. Forty litres costs $40 - the going black market rate. Several days later they went to fill their car, with little fuss from one of Zimbabwe's garages allowed to import fuel using foreign currency. "I arrived there at 3pm and looked in the book and they must've sold more than 500 litres that day," my friend said. I was left in no doubt about my generosity, receiving texts to let me know about every moment of the transaction right up until the petrol was gushing into the tank. For one of the founding members of Zimbuyer.com - another new website allowing Zimbabweans to buy groceries for people at home - this control is what makes these services popular. "They're a lot of people who left Zimbabwe and, for example, have left their children over there," he told the BBC News website. "But sometimes the money they have sent home for the care of their children is diverted into other things. "With our service, people buy the stuff - we deliver them to the recipients so they know that they're buying." Shopping on Zimbuyer - run by a team of four in the US and UK - is like doing a supermarket shop online in the UK, with a little less software finesse. The prices are marked in British pounds, but the products are Zimbabwean staples such as sadza maize, Cashel Valley Baked Beans and Ingrams Camphor Cream - delivered to addresses in Harare, Chitungwiza and Bulawayo.Zimland.com offers a similar service for customers from 52 OK supermarket branches nationwide. Its website says it gives Zimbabweans abroad "a quick and efficient way of ensuring their families did not starve in Zimbabwe".
With Zimbabwe's economy spiralling out of control, high unemployment and one of the highest HIV rates in the world, people in the diaspora can literally provide a lifeline. UK-based Dr Brighton Chireka and his wife Prisca, a nurse, have set up Beepee Medical Services, allowing Zimbabweans abroad to pay for doctor's appointments, prescription drugs and surgery for relatives at home. "Mostly we're running it as a service to help people," Dr Chireka told the BBC News website, adding that since its launch last September BPMS now gets about two consultation bookings ($30 an appointment) a day. "It should be able to pay itself... We've employed people who are working full-time in Zimbabwe. This side it's on a part-time basis to answer the calls." Dr Chireka says they have to review their prices every two or three weeks because of the rampant inflation, which stands at 3,731.9% - a climate ripe for a flourishing black market. This is something Zimbabwe's no-nonsense central bank governor is keen to stamp out. Last year Gideon Gono banned several money transfer agencies, accusing them of abusing their licences by doing deals on the black market. Zimbuyer says their service - which at the moment attracts about 10 customers a day - is a way around this for Zimbabweans abroad who are loath to send money back at the official rates. Last week, the black market rate was Z$29,000 to US$1 - compared to the long-standing official rate of Z$250 to US$1. This week, the black market rate for the US dollar has risen by Z$4,000. "The government it is cracking down on the black market or foreign currency dealers - they buy money in Zimbabwe or take the wealth outside Zimbabwe which is something we're not doing," the Zimbuyer spokesman - which imports most of the products - told the BBC. "I think Zimbabwe would be dead right now if wasn't for imports - it would be on its knees." Mukuru.com also allows customers to transfer money - at the black-market rate - to accounts in Zimbabwe; it has also started this service to South Africa. Their customer service line says a "dispersment agent" deposits the money in Zimbabwe. All the services are clearly being careful not to antagonise Mr Gono, and offer tight security and the online payment system PayPal for their clients. And as Mukuru's petrol fame spreads, what are Zimbuyer's most popular products? "Cooking oil and sugar - right now we've run out of the sugar we have it bought in from Botswana. "And power generators are proving popular because the electricity always goes off nearly every day.”
Article written by BBC Online///

It doesn't matter whether you are Chelsea or Real Madrid tonight its AC Milan versus Liverpool tonight

It doesn't matter whether you are a Chelsea fan like JB or an Arsenal fan like me or even Caps United like my friend from Mutare, we will all be glued to the small bos tonight to watch the UEFA Champions league final between Liverpool ya Zhangazha against AC Milan i guess for Kabwato. But for some of us in the land which was once full of milk and honey, you guess it, we will have to first bribe some ZESA people to make sure that they don't touch our button lest we will have to do without the soccer match. Enough of the wailing, now to the premutations. Will it be Milan or the Reds tonight. Will the few hours left before the match begins will provide the answers. But after watching the second league match between Man U and AC Milan, i honestly have to fear for the Reds. These Italian guys can be ruthless at times and can do it in a subtle fashion, watch Kaka, Gatusso and Seedoff in tonight's repeat of the 2005 Final.
Asante.

Of Funerals and Long Speeches

How do you explain it that someone has the guts to take a dig at Tony Blair and Bush at his brother's funeral and worse still you do that for two hours while your red-eyed boys make sure that the hungry villagers of Chombo village will not leave the funeral wake until you finish your mantra. I am sure that Donato must be turning in his grave, chete. Where are our morals as Zimbabweans?
This man surelly needs a head check lest one day we will spend the whole day at Hearoes Acre because of Tony Blair who will soon be in the British political wilderness. Lord have messy on us, we are living in Tatamburatimes.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Sometimes it can be hard

I am sure the targets i have set for myself are slowly but taking the better of me. I have been having a lot of travelling in recent times and had little time to update you guys on what has been happening in my world. But i am sure i won't abandon this forum again. Had been to Pretoria after Grahamstown and missed Durban because of exhaustion, next month will be in Cape Town trying to fight against a proposed ban on Zimbabwean asbestos by South Africa. All the same i am loving wjat i am doing. A friend of mine whom i will for the purposes of security call Shefu is off to America and you can imagine everthing big in America.